By Tjop - 15/04/2011 11:50 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
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CathyCraaazy 8

OUCH. Can't believe she used you like that D:

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WithaKay 4

Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!

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SofaKingFast 0

She didn't have any money, so she was paying you to work on her house with sex. That doesn't make her your girlfriend lol. Way to milk it for 3 1/2 years though! But it sucks to be used like that. Sorry OP :(

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doublewide420 0

was she supposed to break up with you before you finished,that wouldn't be smart.

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mohecin05 0

i'm so sorry, that's just sad

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NathanPS 14

At least your bed will be warm tonight.

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

81 - I believe they're trying to say OP's girlfriend was cold, cause of what she did. :P

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lmaoatall 6

a bag of quick- krete down the pipes should fix the problem

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Capt_Oblivious 10

She timed that about right.

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Leebra 6

Do you have a wrecking ball? Now would be a great time to use one. Call it an accident.

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SpizzySpose_fml 0

kill yourself. but kill her first

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enonymous 8

I had this exact problem. I was hired as a contractor to fix this woman's house after a few dates of me in her closet while she took a shower she decided it was time for a break and restraining order.

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khaya 9

I will not make a rude comment because you are a fellow south African. But does anybody else see the connection?

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enonymous 8

You two have the same hair, eyes and nose. it's freaky

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DocBastard 38

I won't make a rude comment because it isn't warranted.

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