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By Tjop - 15/04/2011 11:50 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2021 11:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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CathyCraaazy 8

Friday 15 April 2011 19:35

OUCH. Can't believe she used you like that D:

WithaKay 4

Friday 15 April 2011 19:36

Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!

Comments

TheSofaKing 7

Friday 15 April 2011 23:05

Send the bitch a bill or sue her

zues70 4

Friday 15 April 2011 23:09

I'm with them...tear out ur work...

thefmlinator 10

Friday 15 April 2011 23:17

All women are bitches that's why I turned gay

tanzanika 0

Friday 15 April 2011 23:33

nothing a crowbar and bat cant fix in her walls:)

toasty97 3

Friday 15 April 2011 23:44

ur such a tool

bargarlm 2

Saturday 16 April 2011 0:09

it's like that chick on sex & the city, who kept the guy around cause he fixed up things in her house, lol

LinTurk 4

Saturday 16 April 2011 0:11

If he goes into her house without her permission even if it's to retrieve his things it's still theft. Best to just take her to court.

mawang_sky 1

Saturday 16 April 2011 1:19

u did fixed-up her house for a rest of lifehha

xrainbowshadowx 17

Saturday 16 April 2011 1:29

Sounds to me like he was using you, FYL. She's a bitch, you deserve better OP.

xxcheezy7xx 5

Saturday 16 April 2011 1:53

looks like you were her b-i-t-c-h ;)

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