Love: Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me,...

By Tjop - 15/04/2011 11:50 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2021 11:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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Friday 15 April 2011 19:35

OUCH. Can't believe she used you like that D:

WithaKay 4

Friday 15 April 2011 19:36

Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!

Comments

michael9268 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 9:24

take tha bitch to court you might just end up with a new house!:)

dnd619 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 11:06

kill her

quietnurse 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:23

send her a bill for the work

flickyourbic1223 7

Saturday 16 April 2011 13:39

Well since your into that sorta thing if your free for the next few months I have a few fix-it-up projects that I need some help with. Just a fling :)