By VahnSeiro - 20/02/2010 06:04 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of two years called me, drunk, telling me how much anal sex hurts with some other guy. FML
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Astraea 0

definitely an fml, i can imagine how you feel right now. **** that bitch with a huge dry stick in the butt then dump her!!

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mponce12 0

what a dirty little bitch

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perdix 29

You can pretend that the good news is that she is saving her ****** for you! :)

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CallMeHush 0

So she screwed around on you and the guy had a bigger johnson. No worries, she'll like your big wallet and little dick when she sobers up. What was that? You don't have a big wallet? You're ******.

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sourgirl101 28

I was wondering the same thing. Why didn't it hurt with you when you had anal?

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dannnngthatsux 19

You don't know they had anal, maybe she only had it because she was drunk, and he wouldn't take advantage of her when she was. Others are right, she's a ***** that you don't need to spend your time on.

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Sekococo 0

Is this the Same chick who wrote " i have to lift up my buttcheek to dry them"? i heard that you get a booty after anal O_o just saying. Heres a cookies OP you need it buddy.

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Winsome 1

maybe she doesn't do anal with the OP or maybe OP actually cared about her and did it right - there are less painful ways if that's what you're into

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tomahawkinyouall 0

either way that's gross

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thatssomeBS 9

YDI for not giving that bitch what she wants... if you would've givin her the ass-****** she wanted she wouldn't have found someone else.

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