By VahnSeiro - 20/02/2010 06:04 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of two years called me, drunk, telling me how much anal sex hurts with some other guy. FML
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Astraea 0

definitely an fml, i can imagine how you feel right now. **** that bitch with a huge dry stick in the butt then dump her!!

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mponce12 0

what a dirty little bitch

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BlackR6Rider 5

fyl dude...shouldn't have tried to turn a hoe into a housewife... (>.<)v

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purplemnm 9

"god my ass feels like a pin cushion!"

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bobbyb57 0

lol you should just bang all her friends and call her and tell her that it was better with them

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prettyreckless17 0

she probably just wanted to tell you so you dont try it.shes apparently a nice drunk and wants you to be safe when bending over for another man.

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goldspeck 0

op maybe she got take. advantage of? if she called you I mean maybe she was not very conscious or aware of what was realy going on. talk to her the follwing day

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justanotherhuman 21

Dear OP, F...Y...L. If something like this isn't grounds for immediate termination, don't know what is. Even if it was a drunk joke, it's quite revealing. Terminate immediately!

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