By VahnSeiro - 20/02/2010 06:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of two years called me, drunk, telling me how much anal sex hurts with some other guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 514
You deserved it 2 740
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Astraea 0

definitely an fml, i can imagine how you feel right now. **** that bitch with a huge dry stick in the butt then dump her!!

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mponce12 0

what a dirty little bitch

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ratmule 0

make sure you dump that ***** in the harshest way possible. maybe a barber shop quartet could follow her around singing you are dumped you fat slag. just an idea.

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theian01 3

That's what I thought when I read "barbershop quartet"

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Jaguar1234 0

wow that really sucks man. I'd deff dump her

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wezywei 0

well tht sucks for her tsktsktsk the tgings ppl do when they r drunk

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RedSnappah 0

Fyl. I'd be bummed if I didn't get anal either

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Laurendorcus 0

Thats so awful...you should have told her you had bad reception and couldnt hear her so she should text everything to you....then post her texts one by one onto her myspace, facebook and twitter accounts. You would have the original texts as proof on your phone if anyone thought you were lying. muwahaha!

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yungjct 0

dump him, slap her....but seriously FYL

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ButtNekked 0

#23 why not record her on the phone? she can easily say someone stole her phone and sent that.

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kaitlinQ 0

hhahahaha ya 26 said it all!!!!! hhahahahaha

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lucampillo 0

call her tonight and tell her how love sucking dick before kissing het

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polarice24 2

hey sorry man that bitch does some ******* good ******** though. But hey if you leave her I'll just take her back with my 10" ******* hard dick

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