Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck...

By gjh - 19/01/2009 03:20 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2017 06:00

Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML

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By tLee - 19/07/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML

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By mortified - 22/01/2011 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

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By At least she knows I floss - 25/08/2017 14:15 - United States - Pomona

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML

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By nickthetank - 31/12/2011 09:21 - Canada

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 02:08 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML

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By Surprisebuttsecks? - 07/12/2011 04:39 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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pannap 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 4:50

agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....

yikes_fyl 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 21:43

yo your hair is too long son! p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...

Comments

podrummer9209 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:40

Yeah uh... Razors are cheap, and with a steady hand there isn't much to worry about. Be a man about it and clean up. You'll get more head that way, I swear. #5: Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker! XD

Laughing_is_cool 4

Friday 27 March 2009 4:05

ahahahaha. Dude that would be so gross to get hair stuck in your braces

x0bayby 0

Monday 30 March 2009 18:25

yum

justdance45 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:10

shave.

blueworld_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 8:48

To everyone saying "shave!" i would just say that some girls aren't entirely comfortable with a GUY who is completely shaved; it makes some guys look prepubescent. I would trim it to prevent this and TALK to her to see if she's comfortable/would like to see you shaved.

tdawgheath 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:23

it feels better trimmed too...even if you're not completely shaved, it's just not in the way and all that.

christopherlove 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:00

Hold up, pacmanaids. How on earth can shaving be easier for a man than a woman? Have YOU ever tried shaving a scrotum, or anything resembling the extremely thin, wrinkly, insanely sensitive skin of a sac-bag?

Ginjar420 0

Friday 19 June 2009 8:34

well skip that part but woman have very sensitive areas as well. And she has more, sorry to say.

LaidToRest48 9

Thursday 3 June 2010 2:04

i shave my ball sack and i never cut it lol its not that sensitive

ronton 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:41

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holly_fly 34

Friday 6 November 2015 1:22

The area around a ****** is just as wrinkly, sensitive, and thin. And I don't expect my man to shave his balls. Just the area around them. However, the aforementioned skin type is all a woman really has down there. So, yes, most of us have.