By gjh - 19/01/2009 03:20 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
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pannap 0

agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....

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yikes_fyl 0

yo your hair is too long son! p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...

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oogyboogy 6

What was she 12 you pedophile

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imlovingmylife 8

What? 12? You do know adults can have braces, right? Or did that thought never occur to you?

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DemonicAngel151 0

-_- men always nag at the girls to keep their arms AND private areas smooth, maybe us girls wouldnt mind something less...hairy...O_e

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hahahathis 0

Rainforestes are for parrots not for ********.

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greengirl8 0

Gross! You guys BOTH must suck with your sex lives. She can't suck and you have a bunch a hair!

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im_a_dinosaur 0

time for a trim? dude even guys shuldnt have tht much hair down there. you are meant to trim it loser

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Compass 0

If she tried to blow you, how did your hair get stuck in her braces? How do you even kiss? Unless you mean pubes.

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Squander 3

I love... I love the pubes. Every time I see an FML that involves pubic hair I have to comment saying this. I. Love. The. Hair. Shaving's ghey. hahaha

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uhohuscrewedup 0

good that u didn't, it hurts when they have braces on

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97currie 0

This just isn't true. I have braces and I do perfectly fine; the front of the teeth aren't supposed to touch you anyways lol.

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