By gjh - 19/01/2009 03:20 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
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pannap 0

agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....

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yikes_fyl 0

yo your hair is too long son! p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...

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tayy1234 0

nasty!!!!! dude trim it up!!!! like really!!!

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LoveToSmile101 0

Eww trim please nobody wants a jungle down there..

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nofeckingfair 0

trust me, trimming for the win it's more appealing. And if you ask your girl to wax then you're just a hypocritical arsehole p.s your girl is incompetent, it's not that hard to give even a decent one, what the hell was she doing? trying to gnaw your **** off?

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Ginjar420 0

incompetent? are you kidding me? He said she got HIS pubes stuck in HER braces. Nothing with getting a bad bj, she only didn't finish. If he can't trim for her, he doesn't deserve anything from her. It's disgusting to get hair in your mouth.

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pyrofeng 4

#23 - I told my boyfriend the same thing :) cause I was worried like #5... xp but he said he'd chance it. Haha I am so sorry you didn't get one. Trim and try again? If she is willing. haha

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jdkfgkjdfb 0

Dude, that's disgusting…

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seb12992 0

YDI, trim that shit. F her life.

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sgallman90 0

agree with 31.. shave that shit ... at least trim man c' mon

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