By gjh - 19/01/2009 03:20 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
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pannap 0

agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....

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yikes_fyl 0

yo your hair is too long son! p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...

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brekab8 14

EWWW that is so disgusting! F HER LIFE!

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aydriii 0

Either your hair down there is really long, or she does not know how to give a proper ********.

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ouknow123 2

Haven't you ever heard "black and decker, pecker wrecker?"

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Troisaules 7

I think it's time to manscape

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boomer1986 8

heh, dumb bitch...not the girl, you. 1 word bro, manscape...

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The_9th_Doctor 18

shave for god's sake man

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DusktheFMLKat 14

If you mean kid braces, rather than adult braces, you're too young for this. Also, you may want to suggest to your girlfriend that she get Invisalign.

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Gorefest45 8

Rule #1- keep body hair to a minimum for all parties involved

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