By nodoggforme - 31/01/2015 00:13 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML
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You deserved it 17 436

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nodoggforme 1

OP here. Just to set things straight, we'd only been dating for about 3 weeks and weren't lifelong friends before that or anything. My dog I've had for 7 years, so yeah, he won. I agree that if it had been the other way around I would have deserved it. The whole thing came up when we were sitting on the couch and I was rubbing my dog's back. Psycho chick then asked why I wasn't rubbing hers instead and asked who I cared for more and choose. "'Cause you can only have one!" Now I have none :(. Still looking for my dog.

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cocacola999 27

Of course. The dog would never ask to choose in such an idiotic way.

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FaduFai 22

That was your fault, OP. Taking the dog was awful, but you should have just told her she should know how much you care about her. FYL but YDI

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Migole 36

1. Why did she even ask something like that? You don't ask people to chose between their family members! 2. How long have you two been together? If you've been with her for let's say 4 or 5 years then I can see why she would be upset but I guess if that were the case she wouldn't have run off with the dog (or asked such a stupid quesion in the first place)

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girI 20

Yeah, how long you've been together is really important for some perspective here...

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Noreason89 6

She asked who he would choose not to choose one of them it didn't seem like an ultimatum just a question. but either way she overreacted

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kerstileann 26

i found this one in moderation last night and it said they were together a week but i guess that one didnt get posted.

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buckdharma 37

your girlfriend is the leader of the pack.

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mrrossh 3

Dude, get in touch with the cops on this one - it may only be a dog we are talking about, but I'm pretty sure that is either theft or kidnapping.

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iAlissa 34

If someone ran off with my dog, you could bet your sweet ass I would be doing everything I could to get him back.

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kirasant 19

Yup, this is theft. Possibly breaking and entering if she was there without permission. Call the cops, OP, and quickly. I've heard a lot of stories about people like this giving the dog away or worse.

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

51, thanks for saying I have a sweet ass! I've been working very hard on it for some time now :)

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buckdharma 37

Call her and offer to take her on a long walk that will include getting her hair and nails done. Tell her you'll be sure to bring along all her favorite snacks. Explain how you'll be more attentive to her needs, and will listen more. I got my fingers crossed for you op. I sure hope your dog goes for this.

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Zebediabolical 39

...I was hoping this was about the ex so that I could add a 'And then take her to the doctor for a hysterectomy' joke. But it was still funny!

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iemmahedgehog 5

Maybe she was asking your opinion of who she should choose, you or the dog.

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apk892 7

Have you ever heard od selective misinformation? YDI

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_whyme_o 12

I've never understood how can anyone prefer a dog over a person, specially if that person is your significant other. I guess we're all different.

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smokecloud_ 37

I would choose my dog over my boyfriend every time. He knows this. I don't have human children, don't want them, and my dog is my child. Most people would choose their children over a significant other. That's just how I see it.

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Well for one, dogs are loyal. And two, your dog wouldn't ask you to choose. Besides your pets can't care for themselves, you became an owner which is practically parenthood. If push came to shove your significant other could move on without you, your pets are a lifelong commitment.

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DolphinLaser23 24

I don't think you guys are getting it. She didn't ask him to choose but only if he had to, which one he would. I don't think she wanted him to actually get rid of one of them. No sane guy would ever tell his girlfriend that he would choose his dog over her. And hey, if he really loves his dog more than his girlfriend then maybe it's for the best that she's gone. That still gives her no right to take the dog though. This is one of those rare cases in which I can say both FYL and YDI. Hope you get your dog back OP, good luck.

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white16sox 19

So OP should've just lied? The double standards this community runs on are insane. If you lie, you're an asshole. If you tell the truth, you should've lied. OP answered truthfully, the girlfriend shouldn't ask a question that she doesn't want an honest answer to. It's not OP's fault she was insane enough to do something like this because she can't handle the truth.

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Sirin_fml 46

You know, different people having different opinions isn't the same as one person having double standards.

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white16sox 19

You know, you can make general statements about a community without directing it at a specific person. I saw a couple comments saying the OP deserved it, so I responded to one of them. I wasn't saying this person in particular was on a double standard, nor did I insinuate it anywhere in my post. I simply put that in as an observation for part of my comment.

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Sirin_fml 46

That's my point, really. You're still saying there's a double-standard just because not everyone has the same opinion about things. It's just a pet peeve for me, no need to get all defensive. Still, you did reply to a specific comment to make a point about the whole community.

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white16sox 19

I'm not getting defensive lol. Just responding to what you're saying. A pet peeve of mine is when people think that you're getting defensive just because you respond to them. I think it's best to just move on though.

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