By nodoggforme - 31/01/2015 00:13 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML
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nodoggforme 1

OP here. Just to set things straight, we'd only been dating for about 3 weeks and weren't lifelong friends before that or anything. My dog I've had for 7 years, so yeah, he won. I agree that if it had been the other way around I would have deserved it. The whole thing came up when we were sitting on the couch and I was rubbing my dog's back. Psycho chick then asked why I wasn't rubbing hers instead and asked who I cared for more and choose. "'Cause you can only have one!" Now I have none :(. Still looking for my dog.

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cocacola999 27

Of course. The dog would never ask to choose in such an idiotic way.

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bahamit 18

Firstly you deserve it for answering honestly in that situation. However she is a c u next Tuesday for her action... Should have just dumped you and moved on... I would though get your dog back, if it's your dog, registered etc you could get police involved if she won't return him/her to you.

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Jburky_10 15

she might have stolen the dog but she can "steal" his loyalty!

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RebeccaRFT 18

You so deserved that. Why would you say that to your own girlfriend?

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kirasant 19

I'd say it if you were my girlfriend, cus you're clearly a selfish person.

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mistress_paz 30

Of course you would choose the dog! I hope you get the dog back!

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aylind 18

This isn't even the whole fml. I voted yes on this earlier today in the moderation section. He and his girlfriend had only been together a week, which is why he immediately said he'd choose the dog. Leaving out that part automatically makes this a ydi instead of an fml.

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mosquito19 14

good answer, your dog will never leave you. sounds like she's a psycho.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

"Yesterday, my girlfriend ran off with my dog. I'll miss him."

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