By Gonzales - 07/08/2015 19:47 - Belgium - Leuven

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said she would give my penis a name: Gonzales. I asked why she wanted to name it that, and she said, "Because he's Speedy." FML
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Emmamazing 26

At least your girlfriend has a good sense of humour about it, OP.

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FamilyAngel 4

When women find out something is wrong with their health or they just are overwight or something they change diet, do exercises or visit doctors. When men find out somthing is wrong with their health and endurance, they prefer to whine on the internet sites.

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Keiraquarium 12

Firstly, that's just not true. Secondly, it might not be an actual problem. It's possible that OP is just new to all this, in which case ejaculating quickly is completely normal. Thirdly, if it IS a problem, you don't know that OP isn't doing anything about it. It's possible to both post on FML and visit the doctor. It's not like you have to choose between them.

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ChristinePi 36

You can try focusing on the foreplay more so it appears your lasting longer. There's things you can do if you're actually concerned about how long you last.

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pjsr 32

Next time you're coming, yell 'Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! La PussyGata'

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EarlFug 19

Have fun with it. Her pussy is now Slowpoke Rodriguez

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smoothies14 32

She made an incredible reference/joke and complimented you on your sexual performance. What is the issue?

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Avashantu 18

Hahaha. Honestly, this is the best thing I've heard all day.

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boxergirl1054 16

Well it could be speedy because it can hit fast too;)

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urbanbigfoot 20

Be happy man. It takes me forever to finish. My girlfriends' have always finished before me.

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