By Gonzales - 07/08/2015 19:47 - Belgium - Leuven

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said she would give my penis a name: Gonzales. I asked why she wanted to name it that, and she said, "Because he's Speedy." FML
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Emmamazing 26

At least your girlfriend has a good sense of humour about it, OP.

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Hop6e 22

Least she didn't name it Princess Sophia

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abNormal62 23

The fastest penis in all of Mexico! Just tell her it's ready to please again in no time at all!

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arrowgold 19

Your girlfriend is hilariously but brutally honest. Don't worry the more sex you have the better it is.

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rileyrae0000 23

Yeah hopefully OP will be able to last longer, but not TOO long where it starts to get painful and uninteresting

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Hunkapoo 19

not sure if OP recently just started being sexually active, but if so it's normal. I was my boyfriends first and it took time for him to last longer and longer. so keep practicing and soon she'll have to find another name.

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greeneyedx 23

I had the complete opposite experience with my boyfriend, and I was his first too! Lol

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whassallt26 13

Name her ****** 'The dude', because it's loose

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ChristinePi 36

That's quite an assumption to make. Bad day?

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trey600rr 22

I think "boner garage" is a more suitable nickname!

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mynameischarles 13

Today, I found out my girlfriend has a great sense of humor. FML.

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RedPillSucks 31

pop one off about 15 min before and you'll last longer. also you can do some foreplay to get her close to the edge before you start

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