By nick - 27/06/2016 03:44 - United States - Highland Park

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Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML
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cacheson 41

Well, pigs can have 30 minute orgasms. She was probably trying to channel her inner sex demon.

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niftyismybitch 21

After finishing you can go with "That'll do pig."

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korylabauve 7

cause you got in there and rooted around! some sloppy ass sex! porking that ass. Makin bacon!

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Calingaladha 21

It's snort her fault she likes it so much.

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KayDee29 31

I can't tell if you're being serious or sarcastic. Either way, it wasn't funny.

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jimeple 12

Maybe she was laughing at your performance that day and happened to make snorting sounds.

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pra1s3th3sun 9

Congratulations on your acceptance to the bullingdon club!

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aGMAELSTR0M 10

This adds a whole new level to the term "porking"

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hilamonster06 21

Sounds like ya got a real squealer on you hands. Either that or she it a freak between the sheets. Lucky bastard!!! ?

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