By nick - 27/06/2016 03:44 - United States - Highland Park

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Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML
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cacheson 41

Well, pigs can have 30 minute orgasms. She was probably trying to channel her inner sex demon.

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niftyismybitch 21

After finishing you can go with "That'll do pig."

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

Perhaps you called her 'Babe' and she misinterpreted it.

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moondoglou420 17

You mean like "Freeze!" and "Drop the weapon!" ..?

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False_Stupidity 41

You make her squeal, you must be doing it right.

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Aethereal 14

Or gotten her faking techniques from some weird porno. Either of the two...

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KGB_Santa 6

maybe it means she thinks you're an animal in bed so good job mate

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Skinyrd 17

Squeal like a piggy Deliverance. Surprised nobody has made that reference

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davek 36

Is your name David Cameron?

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Tannasgh 22

Must have been doing your job then...what are you complaining about?

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Giraffie5 11

You are now Cermet and she is Miss Piggy

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dVwarfare 15

I guess if you like a "animal" in bed then it's perfect for you.

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