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By Tyler Smith - 03/11/2011 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML

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It's a gas gas gas

By wtf?? - 17/01/2022 02:02

Today, it took a whole year to convince my girlfriend to sleep in the same bed as me, because she was afraid she’d fart. Every time, I assured her she was just being paranoid. Turns out, she farts more than anyone I’ve ever slept with. Combined. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2014 14:28 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML

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Occam's razor

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 01:09 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend tried explaining a duck flying into our living room and taking a shit everywhere as "paranormal activity". FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By kittydead - 29/01/2009 01:05 - Canada

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

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Miss_Michaela 10

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:15

At least it wasn't a huge, junk-rattling fart.

icic6772 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:13

Ghost fart!!!

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Savra_fml 17

Thursday 3 November 2011 18:22

So if she farts, would she think she is possessed?

SkardeyKat 3

Thursday 3 November 2011 19:15

That is a good question...

brewers17 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 18:33

What the ****?

grmphf 7

Thursday 3 November 2011 20:17

I kinda think that's cute.

invivoful 10

Thursday 3 November 2011 20:21

pff yeah right, ghosts my ass...Or rather... yours 0.0

imcutefml 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 20:39

Is your girl friends name carissa rubio?

applecaketree 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 21:04

That's some scary shit!

J3R3MYY 14

Thursday 3 November 2011 21:15

She must be blonde..

AlyssaBabesXD 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 21:18

Awkward....

Chad_the_Brony 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 21:24

Take this opportunity to have a laugh. Fart in another room, and when she calls for you, act like your house is haunted. Play along with it for as long as you can.

shotgun479 4

Thursday 3 November 2011 21:32

Time for new girl

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