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By Tyler Smith - 03/11/2011 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML

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By wtf?? - 17/01/2022 02:02

Today, it took a whole year to convince my girlfriend to sleep in the same bed as me, because she was afraid she’d fart. Every time, I assured her she was just being paranoid. Turns out, she farts more than anyone I’ve ever slept with. Combined. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2014 14:28 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML

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Occam's razor

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 01:09 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend tried explaining a duck flying into our living room and taking a shit everywhere as "paranormal activity". FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By kittydead - 29/01/2009 01:05 - Canada

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

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Miss_Michaela 10

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:15

At least it wasn't a huge, junk-rattling fart.

icic6772 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:13

Ghost fart!!!

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Okayitwasme 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 17:18

Time to bless the house. Got any friends who know how?

DrOfTheInternet 6

Thursday 3 November 2011 17:19

Thats just Ghastly.

perdix 29

Thursday 3 November 2011 17:37

Sounds like synesthesia to me -- she "hears" the smells of dead flesh rotting at the gates of hell. Go on a bland diet and soon she'll "hear" Casper the Friendly Ghost.

ctlnaaia71 8

Thursday 3 November 2011 17:37

There's no ghost in your house, just one disgusting pig!

Savra_fml 17

Thursday 3 November 2011 17:52

So, you have never let one go?

mikeymayhem_87 15

Thursday 3 November 2011 17:48

Is she the fart-whisperer?

hellokitty76 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 17:59

hey , maybe ur farts smell so bad that even the ghost can't stand it , and have no choice to complain ... Lmao

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 3 November 2011 18:01

Actually, some pretty horrible shit has fallen out of my ass too, but no one's tried to communicate with it as far as I know...Except me...

Tonka_Cookie 10

Thursday 3 November 2011 20:10

lmfao, so true :'D

LaDeFreakinDa 4

Friday 4 November 2011 0:54

I'm legitimately crying lolol

vogueart 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 18:03

Did you ever happen to explain to her they were your fart noises? Or you just played along.

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Thursday 3 November 2011 18:13

she stupid

J3R3MYY 14

Thursday 3 November 2011 21:24

You nasty

ShAdow7mcNugGet 7

Thursday 3 November 2011 18:21

It was a ghost alright! A shit ghost!!!

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