By xXx - 16/10/2009 08:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Whenever an FML starts out with "My boyfriend/girlfriend/etc. thought..." you know it's going to end up being horrible. Now all kinds of dust and stuff will get into your eyes. ]: If you're feeling mean, you can do the same thing to your girlfriend. If you're feeling less mean, you can make her buy you fancy fake eyelashes (ooh, maybe with rhinestones!) until yours grow back.

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rachannx9 0

is she special needs?

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24788 6

Haha, lighten up man at least she wasn't being mean. You probably could of gotten easy sex from that situation to for about a week.

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jchansfan 0

BUT AT WHAT COST, AT WHAT COST!?! IS IT EVEN SEX WITHOUT EYELASHES MAN!?! LMAO :P

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Sure, easy sex is easy sex, but we know that earned sex is so much better, and this isn't earned. WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!!!

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

I'm really curious as to what a lash-less person looks like.

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Kgirl2cute 6

I don't have eyelashes - so pretty much the same as everyone else. don't you know anyone with really pale blonde eyelashes? its practically the same, appearance-wise.

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tayza249 20

I'm also curious. My friend claims that she doesn't have eyelashes because they're very blonde. I have never seen her without mascara though so I dont know..

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machete_fml 0

is she jailbait?

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perdix 29

You ought to give her forty lashes with a wet noodle.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Take your girlfriend for a drive, go about 1 hour out to the middle of nowhere, and leave her stranded with no remorse. Make sure she has no ID, phone, and that it is dark and there is little to no civilization around for a good bit. If you feel you need to take revenge with little to no effort, just get her really paranoid about an object that she really, REALLY loves. There's nothing like seeing someone squirm and freak-out over what you supposedly did. If you feel you need to do something with less planning, time, and maybe effort, cut off her scalp.

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BoboMonkey 0

That isn't funny by any means.. Blindness is not a funny thing to scare someone with.

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Stephai 0

They'll grow back...... just extremely slowly. and since the eyes aren't that far from the eyebrows... aren't those half cone too?

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yem2004 0

that girl is plain dumb! she thought it was a good idea? WTF!? I say get her back with some Naire (however u spell that product name) in her shampoo bottle! ( j/k)

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