By bootyislife - 03/02/2015 04:36 - United States - Seattle

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 260
You deserved it 4 987

Same thing different taste

Comments

meli1195 31

because he has a gf that gives him sexy time

your definition of sexy time is getting pee'd on?

Ew No thats disgusting! Minea for like 2 girls 1 cup style

Consider yourself a lucky man some places charge a lot of money for those extra services.

Nothing sexier than a golden shower on the back... Haha

B1ackthesun 31

Maybe she should consider pelvic floor exercises.

Kegels don't always work for the sneak sneeze...

guiltnazan 23

Wait, there's a bad side to this?