By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
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sam_stalker 0

op she didn't think it was sexy, she did it for revenge >=~}

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Aznboifreakster 0

that's some messed up stuff

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wert1996 0

Hehe. To the butt cave.

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Ryanstmvg 0

she is wrong, girls have diff parts then guys so it feels different.......

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janise 2

Ryanstmvg: You're absolutely right. It feels way different. A guy receives stimulation of his prostate which is an erogenous zone and causes extreme pleasure if done correctly. It's like the male g-spot. A girl, however, doesn't have a prostate so doesn't get that amazing feeling unless she's one of the few who happens to like the feeling of a penis in her hind quarters. Although, I'm confused if you were saying she was wrong because it doesn't feel the same or saying it's worse for a girl to do it to a guy then the other way around because it hurts a guy more. Based on context I've assumed the latter.

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Quyzl 0

Its always better the second time, boyo.

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MariaHansen 0

lmfao... that was good one

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jlperry31 10

next go slower and easier. massage it instead of going full force. and no it doesn't make you gay it feels good to be massaged. its proven fact by couples who are honest and open about talking about it.

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bballer2417 0

hahahahahhahahaha by far one of the funniest fmls :DD

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4evermossin 0

get her back with a surprise fist in the ass

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jill65 0

is she trying to say your dick is as small as her finger??

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amberkun 4

It would considering the male prostate is in the anus, what do we have in there? Nada. Nothing but some positive thought, if anything, it could be less painful for him, lol.

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