By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
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sam_stalker 0

op she didn't think it was sexy, she did it for revenge >=~}

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greatbigc 0

dude if my girlfriend ever did that to me, her own ass would never be tight again, ever.

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Drecodash 0

Lmao.."treat people the way you want to be treated"

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hellobirdy 1

Kudos to the girlfriend. She had to tell him one way or another that anal sucks.

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angrynegro7 16

And this OP, is why you don't try to have surprise buttsecks with your woman...you eat her ass out first. :P

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Jeebuss 0

Ya my gf says that I can do it again but first she's getting a ***** to use on me to show how it feels. I disagree

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keilah 4

Actually I would try it, even if just once, if I were you. Just make sure to use plenty of lube and go slow. It could be really enjoyable and even if it does nothing for you it shows her that you're willing to compromise for the sake of the relationship. Trying it and then saying, "Nah, I didn't really enjoy that" means a lot more than just refusing straight out.

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vampires769 0

dude you so had that coming no girl actually likes that

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ImanAzol 4

My wife is anally orgasmic. Lots of chicks like it.

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Petunia888 13

You've obviously never had it done right.

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