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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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Smash the patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 14:00 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML

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Outclassed

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 16:00

Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML

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By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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By goddamitme - 21/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

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By Dancing King - 07/08/2014 15:36 - Norway - Egersund

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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ihateFMLJkxD 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:46

arm wrestling doesn't prove anything. a fight to the death proves how strong anybody is

ImFreeFalling 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:42

Well is it wrong for a girl to be stronger than a guy? Quit whining about it.

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Kehaulani1994 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 7:38

same. I like guys that r taller than me and stronger. rougher too :p BUT I'm stronger than alot of guys I know.... except for when it's an actual FIGHT. arm wrestling I beat them at ecause it's for fun.

BWill9014 4

Sunday 14 November 2010 7:48

tell her to get back in the kitchen and make you a sandwich... then you'll feel better

gunman15 4

Sunday 14 November 2010 8:10

dude your a wimp it's time to lift wights and go to the gym and more health food with lots of protein

millionaire93 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 8:57

haha outch! but seriously if she is weak, get ripped. Or YDI for dating a woman bodybuilder.

millionaire93 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 8:59

you don't look very strong...but I shouldn't judge a book by it's cover.

pitineo_fml 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:04

ya noodle armed queer boy !

pitineo_fml 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:07

gentle and loving ...

YourLifeisFk 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 12:09

your life is totally FKED

bharter95 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 13:46

Sounds like something that happened with my girlfriend and i, except it was the other way around. she wants to wrestle as soon as i recover from my surgery on my torn ACL, which was totally unrelated to the arm wrestling lol

FalloutboyxD 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 17:49

Whats wrong with a dominant woman? ;)

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Today, I printed out a picture of the popular girl in school as a sort of 'model' for how I wanted my hair cut. The hairdresser taped the picture to the mirror so he could see. Halfway through, my 'model' came in for an appointment. FML

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