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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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Smash the patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 14:00 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML

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Outclassed

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 16:00

Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML

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By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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By goddamitme - 21/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

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By Dancing King - 07/08/2014 15:36 - Norway - Egersund

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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ihateFMLJkxD 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:46

arm wrestling doesn't prove anything. a fight to the death proves how strong anybody is

ImFreeFalling 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:42

Well is it wrong for a girl to be stronger than a guy? Quit whining about it.

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Person1233 12

Saturday 13 November 2010 22:02

"my girlfriend...stronger...used both hands.." :)

nmyybandteex3 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 22:04

maybeh for your birthday you should ask for a membership to the gym. ..then again.. she's probably already thinking about doing that.

token_blackguy 18

Saturday 13 November 2010 22:12

Hand over your man card.

ALERI0N 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 22:25

douchebag just except it.

mola_mola 3

Sunday 14 November 2010 2:56

is american-english your first language?

AwesumIndianGurl 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:08

WOW either your gf is really strong or your just a wimp, either way get some muscles..!! LOL just kidding :) if it makes you feel any better a lotta girls are stronger than they look! LOL first rule of survival: never underestimate a girl :) LOL

Masenko7 12

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:06

So u just laughed out loud three times at your own sentences..?

AwesumIndianGurl 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 16:26

oops didn't realise I LOLed so many times ;) mah bad...

Birdman505 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:10

Eric Foreman, is that you?

Zmeilerr 22

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:13

haha house reference

Birdman505 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:21

That 70's Show reference actually. Haha

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:34

YDI for dating Helga from American Gladiators

doubleohseven 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:42

Aww it's okay. my girlfriend was talking to me ab a special arm muscle tht rly turns her on. I asked her if I had it and she said no, but it's allright bc she had it.

nisha72 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:53

Your comment : lma0o0o0o shes da man n my idol :D

cdatribe23 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 9:23

looooove ur display picture:]

Masenko7 12

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:03

So u just laughed out loud three times at your own sentences..?

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Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

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Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

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