By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
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irish_lad 16

She threatened. Now you carry out that threat

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Nimor 25

You should have told her to go ahead and break up with you. Telling everyone the "reason" should be humiliation enough.

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Vestin 18

#11: Best case scenario - she denies it. Worst case scenario - she makes up an elaborate abuse story and gets him arrested. Don't tell me she doesn't sound crazy enough ;P!

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Aimeejasmine 15

What the hell? How did this go from 'hold my hand' to getting arrested?

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Vestin 18

#118: Through the magic of FML ^^. I've seen enough entries to be able to come up with such grim scenarios. It's not the most convoluted plot, really: he breaks up and embarrasses her with truth, she denies and screws him over with lies. It's her words against his, her word wins. Keep in mind - "worst case scenario".

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Miss_Whipped 43

I don't see an issue with this, other than the fact that she threatened to put your relationship on the line for something so trivial.

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Zebediabolical 39

The fact that she'd threaten to break up over something so trivial pretty much IS the issue.

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brand125 17

12 - thats the whole point of the fml, so you pretty much re stated it... a super clingy manipulative girlfriend is the issue

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Miss_Whipped 43

Congratulations. You missed the point of my comment. I was stating that there isn't an issue with wanting to hold someone's hand while crossing the street, except in the case where OP's girlfriend is threatening to break up with him over it.

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brand125 17

yeah we understand. the reason you got so many downvotes is because you stated the obvious. sorry, the fml community is picky in weird ways ;)

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MrConcise 34

I think the comment was posing the question of why the threat was made in the first place. "I don't see a problem with this", so why didn't OP do it to begin with? Why was the threat made in the first place? Not necessarily stating the obvious, you just have to read between the lines to see the purpose of the comment.

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logicnazi 18

You were making a sarcastic comment. Most people are idiots or disingenuously altruistic.

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Welshite 39

And I'll bet you didn't even look both ways either. For shame.

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_Could_Be_Worse 11

She sounds pretty... crossed, I'm so sorry

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renrioku 15

She doesn't want a grasp on reality she wants a grasp on his hand.

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Teyros 24

You won't be holding her hand much longer Op. She doesn't sound like she cares that much about the relationship.

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Jujuboo_3 25

Threaten to break up with her when she doesn't put up the toilet seat for you(:

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lyricalservant 21

I don't think OP is that kind of person #20

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Jord_Fox 14

Don't sound like she loves you enough Dump her and did someone who doesn't have ridiculous requirements

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Reider022 16

Next time grab her hand and throw her into traffic do yourself a favour.

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gracehi 31

That's terrible. A wood chipper would be much more efficient.

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Reider022 16

Haha xD alright babe grab my hand were goin for a walk to the lumberyard gonna smell some freshly diced spine tree

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