By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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ilovefmlife 0

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

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RiverRelic 0

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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isolate7690 1

oh sorry about that

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Crickets 0

to #37: The nice girls all became hoebags who go to bars and sleep with anything and everything. The majority of them give the rest of us a bad name = OP: Screw that bitch.. You can do much better and find someone who loves you and will never cheat on you =)

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PSYqualiac 17

I have never met a girl who was a noce girl. I met plenty of bitche, ******, and psychopaths who claimed they were nice girls... but never a nice girl.

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hopelessybroken 0

Ok, i've gotta say something about the abortion issue as well. Abortion is murder. And while some people can go ahead and argue all they want that it's ok in situations such as rape and health issues, how does this situation justify an abortion? The girls a *****, no offense to the boyfriend, and if she was sleeping around, that's not an excuse for an abortion. She made a mistake and she should deal with it. the baby doesn't deserve to die for this reason.

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wellchit 0

let this be a lesson to those of you who want to "wait" on a side note, does she know she is your g/f?

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LiveLoveLife_fml 0

@89, In THIS case though, abortion should NOT happen, really, in any case actually, I mean if the girl has sex, she has to deal with it. Forced sex... aka rape although, maybe is a diff. story. Although, in most cases girls get abortions cause the father's don't want the kid, or their bodies aren't ready to become 'fat'.. you know? In general, ADOPTION is better than ABORTION...

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PSYqualiac 17

Abortion is for rape and when a woman can't physically come to term without risking her own life. I upvoted you because you have some common sense.

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Nanospeed 0

re: Abortions Why is the assumption always that the "pregnant teen" will have to raise the child? Just give it up for adoption, there are PLENTY of couples who are dying to have a children. It's win-win. I just find it odd how that option is always ignored by the pro-"choice" demographic.

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PSYqualiac 17

HALLE-*******-LUJAH! Someone who makes PERFECT sense. Sir, you are a glorious rare treat.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

I don't think the girlfiend is a *****. Y'all do know that if you even ********** together and get cum anywhere near the ****** you can get pregnant it's rather rare, but it happens. And if you have had butt sex:] You can still get pregnant. Gosh. And I had to add to the abortion thing: I'm pro-choice, but how in the HELL does THIS situation justify an abortion? Sometimes people are just, well, stupid.

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PSYqualiac 17

It has to get to the egg somehow. Vaginal sex is the easiest way, anal from what I hear is somehow possible but highly improbable, and for masturbation to work, she still has to put it in her, which can happen during the act, but not after. It's unlikely the last two happened, but it is possible. And yes, wrong situation for abortion.

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pepsican24 0

111, are you 15 years old? did you just insinuate that you can get pregnant from anal? or masturbation? ok, yes, if the guy comes in there and then it "leaks around" and somehow magically flies up the ******. but im pretty sure thats like a 1 in a billion situation. im with you on the second thing though, i dont really think this is an abortion issue.

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