By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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ilovefmlife 0

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

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RiverRelic 0

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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serfis 0

@47: what makes abortions so horrible? In many cases (this fml, for instance) it's a good idea. Having a baby requires a lot of time, responsibility, effort, and MONEY. Not everybody can financially support a child, or even the hospital bills for having one, which is a lot more expensive than having an abortion, not to mention what pregnancy does to a girl physically, someone who probably isn't that mature physically may not be able to handle it If I was a girl and was pregnant at a young age, I'd get an abortion and rather kill the so-called baby that would ruin my life than risk my life and ruin my future But you've obviously never been in that situation and have been brainwashed to think otherwise

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PSYqualiac 17

Or, you know, don't have sex in the first place. If you can't afford the costs of an action, you should not do the action. And are you forgetting adoption is a thing? Your life will not be ruined by having a child because the child will go to a family who actually wants it... not someone who couldn't keep it in their pants long enough to get set up in life. I'm not a virgin, but I realized that sex is an adult thing for a reason. If it can influence your life so much by having a child, and you can't afford the change yet, don't have sex. It's that simple. Abortion is for women who were raped or can't carry to term without risk of dying as a result. Using abortion for anything less is wrong.

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0neiros 14

So you dodged wasting your time with a ****. that's NOT an FML, that is FHL. Tell her to enjoy getting Fat and Dumpy and her nipples gnawed off...WITHOUT YOU!!!

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Christineiscool 0

Dump her, move on :) Find someone who will actually have enough respect for you to stay loyal to you.

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miranda_panda 0

#5, i love you! like seriously. sorry, op, that must be bad for you.

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ILoveJace01 0

Break up with her. Clearly she's a cheater, and there's no reason for you to stay. #47, I don't think abortion is wrong in some situations. I feel that having a baby requires a girl to not only be physically ready, but mentally too. I also think that if you're seriously not ready to have a baby, maybe you shouldn't. However, one abortion is enough. Girls who have three and four need to close their legs or get a Nuvaring or have the baby, because that's ridiculous. Adoption is always a choice, but maybe some people don't like the thought of having a baby out there somewhere or something. Anyway, I think it should be up to the girl.

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Googlemypants 0

LOL dump the ***** ;D damn so many comments o-o;

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kewlz323 0

oh shit your life is really ******... and #5 are you retarded? how ******* stupid do you have to be not to get his sitution?

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Phillay632 0

#75, she didn't need to go to a sperm bank... she is the sperm bank.

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PSYqualiac 17

With God only knows how many deposits in the last week.

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