By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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ilovefmlife 0

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

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RiverRelic 0

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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DJ0ker 0

I think the gal is honest. Normally when in that situation, a gal may try to seduce u to have sex wit her then claim that ur the daddy

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BaldOuting 0

At least when you go on jerry springer you will know the kid really isn't yours....

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kerrygirl 13

no #38 u cant get pregnant from oral......

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Shadic 0

#112 Wrong. There are a huge amount of children that don't get adopted.

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zeroprojekt 0

**** it, at least it's not yours! Cut her ass loose! Oh! After you let her go and see her sometime later with a huge belly, run right up to her, look her dead in the eye and yell: I WIN!!! Then walk away. :]

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Asdas_fml 0

@ #124 You should really get something better to do than writing walls of text on FML. The site is full of 10-15 year olds who can't really say (or understand) anything intelligent. All that writing (of yours) is mostly wasted on this site. You clearly have time, get something better to do than using that time on this site.

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Hatoshi 0

RUN AWAY, RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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kezzstar 0

You know, my boyfriend and I dated for two years before having sex. Nothing wrong with that. That means that it is likely she cheated on him. Poor sod. FYL alright. What happened to loyalty and respect for other people's feelings?

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