By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 131 679
You deserved it 7 573

Same thing different taste

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ilovefmlife 0

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

RiverRelic 0

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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Well, this is f*cked up, but be happy - it's not yours. Obviously she's a cheater, so f*ck her.

#5 your quick wit amazes me. i think i love you.

I would have bitch-slapped her down!

Well at least there's no question if she was cheating on you (unless your relationship is new enough that it's "leftovers" from previous encounters).

you might have been considering her your girlfriend, but she was obviously someone else's cum-bucket. time to redefine your relationship - "past love interest" sounds close.

In before the thread gets locked for a potentially meaningful (although likely more flammable) discussion on abortion! We don't know how long this guy has been seeing the girl. We also don't know that they are in a monoamorous relationship, although it's likely. She may have been pregnant before, and may or may not have known about it. I think I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he's not an idiot who doesn't understand how girls get pregnant and perform acts that are 'not sex' but might involve semen dripping down there. So, dude: FYL. Now, to contribute to getting the thread locked. :-) IMHO, a fetus is not a baby. A baby is a baby, that's why we have different words for it. Until and unless it has a moderately developed brain, I don't see how it could be defined as a human being. Just because it has the potential to become one doesn't mean that it is one right now...or every time I whack it, I'm slaughtering thousands or millions. Puts Hitler in a new perspective, if you ask me, because I'd've killed enough people to depopulate the planet ten times over. As for adoption - sure, that's an option, if you want to create a kid that will be very likely to grow up in a foster home with no individual attention and decent odds to grow up a miscreant. We have way more kids going into the adoption system than people wanting to adopt. And if anyone says, "Well that's better than not being born," the child would *also* not be born if it was never conceived, whether through birth control or abstinence. This isn't to say that abortion should replace birth control, which is the assumption that many "pro-life" people come to. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of care, and all that.

might be a bad way to tell you that you were never getting booty there.....