By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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ilovefmlife 0

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

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RiverRelic 0

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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SarlaccBits 0

Owch. Guess she isnt your girlfriend anymore.

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EvyMarie 0

Oh man... maybe you should drop the "girlfriend" part and just say this **** that i know.

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flipnfun9 0

Dang...I'm sorry man. My best advice is to find out how far along she is and if it is possible that the pregnancy occurred before your relationship began and if so decide if you really want to commit to this woman and baby. If she cheated on you, I would RUN! Best of luck to you

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ilikefml96 0

ouuuuuchhh... tell her that you didn't have sex with her yet if you havent yet.

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Ladybug_Mafia 0

Have a beer to celebrate a bullet dodged.

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skyhawk5247 0

congrats! now that you know there's no chance of this being traced back to you, now you've got a chance alot of other guys would kill for. the chance for real sex w/out a condom. high five lmao

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GiveUsAkiss 0

I'm pretty sure this one's about me. Didn't cheat.

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Danie202 0

lol omg!! i feel soooo bad

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