By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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ilovefmlife 0

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

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RiverRelic 0

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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Darth_Taco 14

You're leaving her, right?

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RiverRelic 0

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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jmalaer 5

Sounds harsh, but he's a wise man. So true. Run. Fast.

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Dead_and_Gone 0

drop that bitch

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irishfever 0

hahaha #13 hey at least you don't have to be the babydaddy and are ya sure?? maybe you've been sleep sexing her...

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steph_darling 0

she's pregnant.....with THOUGHT. or actual baby-pregnant? =P

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abbylovee 0

wow i was here wen this was posted,, and i still didnt get first, second, or 17! jeeeeeeeeeez. well anyway fyl man. succks.

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jonnymohio 2

Agree with #9 and #10. Drop her now before you get too attached to her or to the baby if you're around that long. Let the real babydaddy be the baby's daddy.

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greatnt249 0

Dude, dump her ass; simple solution to a simple problem. Trust me, you don't want to be involved with this shit when it gets messy. "wow i was here wen this was posted,, and i still didnt get first, second, or 17!" Who the hell cares?

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