By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 131 679
You deserved it 7 573

Same thing different taste

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ilovefmlife 0

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

RiverRelic 0

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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man you fackin deserved it you dumb cant hah hahaaha

how long were u dating and if you havent had sex yes then isn't it obvious its not yours so there's nothing wrong with leaving her.

dontcare804 0

retard girls can get pregnant by themselves it is just rlly rare

haynesgroup 0
teenkid222 0

that's a good thing! No forced child support! :D