By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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ilovefmlife 0

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

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RiverRelic 0

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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Gringo_fml 0

#5 you just made my ******* day i love you

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derriduh 0

Well shit, at least it's not yours. And if you haven't had sex yet then I'm assuming you haven't been together for that long. Wish her well (or call her a *****, whichever) and RUN.

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derriduh 0

Well shit, at least it's not yours. Since you haven't had sex with her yet, I'm assuming you haven't been together for that long. Cut your losses, wish her well (or call her a giant *****, whatever) and RUN.

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Nanospeed 0

#168 there is a difference between your sperm and a fertilized egg. One dies off, the other has the potential to grow to a fully developed person. So no, you aren't slaughtering millions when you "whack it"

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Regenbogen 0

actually #2, u never know..there could be more than one person that she's cheating with.

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Wheats62 0

Sooooo I`m just gonna throw this out there since I haven`t seen anybody say it yet...instead of you all calling her a cheating ***** and to dump her and all this shit, has anybody thought about the fact that he said they haven`t had sex yet, which means they probably haven`t been dating long, and for her to know 100% that shes preggo she must be anywhere from several weeks to a month or more pregnant...which would mean she had sex with someone, then got together with the OP...that makes more sense to me than automatically assume shes a cheating *****..

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dragonmystik3030 0

depending on when she fell pregnant. was it b4 or after you got together?? is possible she didnt know till after you started dating.. if not teach her life is a bitch. stay with her till she is 8 months gone then leave the **** behind :D

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suckingatlife 9

Yeah I would not continue on the relationship.

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eppie 0

atleast its not urs eh

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