By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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ilovefmlife 0

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

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RiverRelic 0

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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lolatyourlife 0

Oh snap! In all seriousness that sucks.

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SpittingVenom 0

well, you could either break up with her or push her down a flight of stairs.

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waterynuggets 0

Mama's baby Papa's maybe

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hellogoodbyexo09 0

the *****'s cheating on you.I suggest break up.

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gonnaworkmagic 0

I would say breakup. It will make at least a few problems later, with the kid wanting to know its heritage, and you only being able to tell it half of it (the mother's side). So, either break up and run, or break up and stay and don't take care of it.

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roastingmallows 0

Aren't you guys tired of this story? It's the same as half the other fmls on this damn website, only less creative and interesting.

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dvs01 0

Why are you calling her your girlfriend if you haven't even had sex with her? Also, regarding the pregnancy, I recommend you find yourself another girl if she decides to keep it Pregnancy is of the most problematic STD's in circulation. People aren't responsible enough with their reproduction.

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