By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 131 679
You deserved it 7 573

Same thing different taste

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ilovefmlife 0

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

RiverRelic 0

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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I have two points to make, 1. Okay i'm not saying abortion is the answer and yes everything and everyone deserves a chance to live, but seriously, if a woman becomes pregent and doesn't want the kid, I.E Rape....chances are the woman will resent the child for its entire life...so whats the point? Aslo, if you were raped chances are you probably don't know the guys family history or anything of the such, so you don't know what kind of illness run in the family...just swallow that for a minute....and please dont throw ethics at me, im fully aware of all of it... 2. The good girls are apparently hiding where all the nice guys are...b/c's just like girls wont give the nice guys a chance, the guys wont even look at the nice girls b/c they wont compromise their morals for them....there are plenty of beautiful sweet GOOD girls everywhere, guys just don't know how to treat them!!

have sex with her once now at least! you know you can't put your baby inside of her so have fun. then drop her like a hot potato

Think of this as a blessing. Drop her like a bad habit now that she's ****** up and you have no obligation towards her.

MiriamSingsLoud 0

If you're planning to stick by her, go to a non-profit pregnancy center: 800-395-HELP. Otherwise, dump her and give her that phone number as a parting gift.

fuck_YOUR_lives 0

kill the guy, steal her shit, and dump that bitch.

If Mary was as synical Christianity may not have happened :P

ok one: kill the person she cheated with two: dont love her anymore (: wow that sucks..

Yeah, that sucks, that happened to one of my friends in high school. Good news is, you're now single.

puckmastakilla6 1

dawg u shoulda hit that and dont let ur bitch think she has the power to cheat on u