Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news....

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

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bobbycorwen 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:43

That's great news for in the long run! For now, no. I am sorry she's a cheating *****. :(

kjcamaro3 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:42

No diaper changing for you...more good news!!!

Comments

The_Hitdude 12

Saturday 7 January 2012 15:44

This reminds me of the song "Gold Digger" by Kanye West, where he pays child support, and then on the kid's 18th birthday he finds out it isn't his.... Sucks

hateevryone 14

Saturday 7 January 2012 15:49

dump that cheating bitch!

kphippie 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 15:54

Wow. I'm sorry that awful

polkadot3155 6

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:00

shouldn't it be the other way around? haha

buddyguyfriend 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:26

Dodged a bullet there

KUSH45 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:50

u must suck at sex bitch

Xmercerkiller 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:02

I would switch those around actually

shrimpygymnast 9

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:07

That's both bad news...

babyygirl19 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:21

OMG!! That's horrible.. You should leave her if she's having sex with other men...... I'm so sorry to hear that. She needs a bitch slap right across her face ;(