Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news.... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 00:01 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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bobbycorwen 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:43

That's great news for in the long run! For now, no. I am sorry she's a cheating *****. :(

kjcamaro3 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:42

No diaper changing for you...more good news!!!

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superpoptart 24

Saturday 7 January 2012 9:01

I'm glad that there are some funny FMLs now.

slip44knot 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 9:09

well that is kind of a good new

jan25th2011 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 9:22

good 4 u man

bigdaddy93 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 9:23

u may have dodged a giant bullet there a kid is a lot of work

Ducks2011 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 9:39

Donkey punch that bitch now. Cheating ****.

twaumat 28

Saturday 7 January 2012 9:53

take the good news and leave bro!

1happymummy 14

Saturday 7 January 2012 9:54

At least she didnt trick you into thinking it was yours, but still, that is terrible, sorry :(

karlynichole 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 10:21

Hmm.. Did u want a kid? If so then I'm seedy it might not be urs. If u didn't really want kids then there is hope of it not being urs. Sorry about ur girl friend and mostly I'm sorry for this kid. But if it is urs then treat it well and be there for ur possible kid

VixSparda 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 10:37

thats double bad though x.x

Khatar_fml 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 10:38

At least you don't have to hang around for 9 months and then find out later on Maury that you're NOT the father.

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