Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news....

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

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Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

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By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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bobbycorwen 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:43

That's great news for in the long run! For now, no. I am sorry she's a cheating *****. :(

kjcamaro3 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:42

No diaper changing for you...more good news!!!

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alexroa50 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 10:54

Everything went better than expected. :)

hayleybailey1996 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 11:04

A baby is a blessing not a curse ; lets just hope its yours :/

Brikan 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 11:05

I think all bad news.. She ******* around

adela119 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 11:16

Well the good news is you won't be a daddy! Unfortunately the bad news is that your gf is probably a ****. Sorry buddy

JustMe97 10

Saturday 7 January 2012 11:27

Good news for you or for her?

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 7 January 2012 11:33

Bad news: if she's been having unprotected sex with guys other than you, you should probably go to a clinic and get an STD panel. FYL.

Cairo_Sanchez 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 11:42

Dodged a bullet bro!

ImDB8 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 11:46

They're both pretty bad news…

Yourheadache 19

Saturday 7 January 2012 12:53

Hey is all about the good news, move on to the next one, you are not the father :D

kirby1964 20

Saturday 7 January 2012 14:19

Ok, this sounds like bad news and bad news to me. Some guys do want children.

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