By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 00:01 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML
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bobbycorwen 5

That's great news for in the long run! For now, no. I am sorry she's a cheating *****. :(

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kjcamaro3 5

No diaper changing for you...more good news!!!

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millz94 1

this shouldn't say girlfriend its should say ex girlfriend

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perdix 29

The good news is that you are dating an attractive woman. More good news is that you are about to become a "father" without having to have messy, disgusting sex. The trifecta of good news is that your kid is going to have random traits that will keep you guessing and entertained.

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Amrel 10

What perdix is trying to say: she did him a favor, why not?

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perdix 29

#89, why wouldn't he? She's hot! She's got at least two guys ******* her, when lots of women can't even get one! One can say a woman is attractive, but ******* is where the rubber meets the road (in this case, someone forgot the rubber or it broke.)

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cassidy112 0

But hey think atleast she didn't keep it from u... :) haha

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AndieAvacado 0

thats just raunchy.

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lewk908 13

that's damn good news screw that bitch

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christiantalford 1

Why FML? do you really want a kid?

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22jrdn55 15

you're not the sharpest crayon out there, now are you? SHE'S BEEN CHEATING ON HIM, YOU AIRHEAD!

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cathyfang1533 12

Good news: You no longer have a cheating girlfriend, bad news: Your best friend is going to be a father, worst news: Your best friend is your dad

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marissamay25 3

At least your not the poor bastard stuck with child support tell he/shes 18. Lucky you but sad since she bluntly told you she cheated at the same time. :/

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