By anonymous - 16/11/2010 22:43 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
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Cuuba 0

"Hey baby, why don't you come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo so I can google all over your facebook?" haha, awe yeeah.

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ERTH_fml 0

it's called MASTURBATION! twice a day should do the trick :)

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C6Racer 0

**** Google. Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle is the only way for me. No, I didn't Google that. Just something I've known forever.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Looks like another job for Orgasmitron!

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DarkHelmet 10

you better start practicing some longevity techniques fool

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Cuuba 0

"Hey baby, why don't you come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo so I can google all over your facebook?" haha, awe yeeah.

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PSQ91 6

Masturbating before will do it :)

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PSQ91 6

Then google let's google it for proof :)

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DuyLe 0

19- I'm jealous, it been my life long dream to live in my other hometown(Paris), I'm Asian part French and was raise in Asia. after I retire from military hopefully I can move there. I can't wait.

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And_Jelly 0

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH GOOGLING DAT? She's just trying to help you.

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Tell her that in order for you to last longer, you have to imagine her that she is the ugliest person ever, that way, she can't complain that you're too quick unless she admits she is ugly.

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sarah48_fml 0

yes. that will completely solve everything. good job.

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CitrusGirl 0

And then he will spend lots of money on flowers...

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barneyfife 0

I'm from PA. send her my way and I'll take care of her for you.

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cycle227 3

I think there's a proper and respectful way to come up with stuff like that (performance in bed) well, that one wasn't. FYL for your girlfriend's being disrespectful, but hey, good news: you can do something about it.

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