Love: Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML

By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 02:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Indigo_Kitten - 08/08/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

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By loldick - 15/11/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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Tasty!

By Username - 31/01/2011 15:47

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

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Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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You deserved it 19 406

Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

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You deserved it 5 730

By nick - 27/06/2016 03:44 - United States - Highland Park

Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML

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You deserved it 2 108

geminitactix 1

Thursday 27 September 2012 9:19

Well that's no gouda.

habibiiiiiii 2

Thursday 27 September 2012 9:17

Cheese is amazing

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TheEpicPies 15

Thursday 27 September 2012 23:16

Well that ricotta been better.

william8 2

Thursday 27 September 2012 23:27

well its time to get a can of easy cheese and use it like whipped cream!

MischievousLoki 6

Thursday 27 September 2012 23:31

...I am eating cheese pizza while I read this FML...

j_cat187 19

Thursday 27 September 2012 23:47

Reminds me of Wallace and Grommet.

xSunnyOlivia 17

Friday 28 September 2012 1:13

To the store!

chicano1 4

Friday 28 September 2012 2:19

My last name is Romano!

TcheQ 12

Friday 28 September 2012 3:38

Dude, this isn't FML, this is your freaking treasure map. It would be FML if you were lactose intolerant.

thekrammer 5

Friday 28 September 2012 3:43

Buy all of the cheese in the world.

yentlben 2

Friday 28 September 2012 3:53

You'd better get some cheddar.

yentlben 2

Friday 28 September 2012 3:55

That's nacho cheese... I know, I know... Say it out loud.

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Same thing different taste

Tasty!

Snoozefest

Sounds hot

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