By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 02:29 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 185
You deserved it 2 826

Same thing different taste

Comments

Marry her. You just found a girl with the easiest turn on ever

JoeCool6972 1

So play that fetish out! Go buy some CheezWhiz and have fun with her in the bedroom, don't be afraid to get messy. Spray it on each others privates and lick it off!

mookiemookie01 24

Good thing it's not another person

It's probably time you brought a cheese shop then!

I'll take you to the cheese shop I'll let you lick the Lor Top Go ahead girl don't you stop keep going til you hit the block (woah) (okay, nevermind this was a stupid parody)

knick64 7

Lactophile? What would that be called?

I sense a trip to Chuck E Cheese coming on

Sexy mouse costume for her and put an assortment of fine cheeses on your body.