Love: Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML

By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 02:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML

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By Indigo_Kitten - 08/08/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

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By loldick - 15/11/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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Tasty!

By Username - 31/01/2011 15:47

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

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Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

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By nick - 27/06/2016 03:44 - United States - Highland Park

Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML

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geminitactix 1

Thursday 27 September 2012 9:19

Well that's no gouda.

habibiiiiiii 2

Thursday 27 September 2012 9:17

Cheese is amazing

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ZombieKitteh 8

Thursday 4 October 2012 8:31

just be glad she doesn't want to throw up in your mouth lol

Cosmic_Horror 1

Thursday 4 October 2012 8:32

As long as that's not ALL that turns her on you should be fine. You should incorporate it into your sex. Don't be closed-minded.

azularayne 17

Sunday 14 October 2012 3:11

I have just one thing to say to this...throw the cheese! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMYJ0O12FLs

msfudgemuffins 6

Sunday 14 October 2012 3:52

two words... spray cheese!

Legion1313 2

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:11

Cheese is amazing..... i see where she gets it from

bbdrmmrkd 2

Monday 28 January 2013 5:41

Bring on the cheese then! ;) if you know what I'm sayin.

iperson 11

Thursday 21 March 2013 18:59

Cheese is awesome!

WalnutGaming 16

Friday 15 November 2013 23:00

Sometimes, I dreaaam about cheese.

ZackFev 6

Thursday 20 November 2014 20:24

Cheese flavor condoms??

JupiterPainon 17

Tuesday 8 September 2015 15:42

Same tbh

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Same thing different taste

Tasty!

Snoozefest

Sounds hot

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