Transportation: Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML

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By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By CuteFeeties - 07/08/2022 18:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By jk. - 20/01/2022 02:01

Today, my girlfriend tried to look at my phone and I turned it away from her. Now she’s convinced I’m cheating on her. In reality, I’m too embarrassed to admit it’s because Facebook is showing me nonstop ads for laxatives after I ordered some two days ago. FML

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By Crash - 30/06/2010 23:06 - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

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By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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borntoperform 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:51

I guess she didn't think that one through...

djwilson50 3

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:52

Sounds like shes feeling insecure!

Comments

ninjuh_wingman 29

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:11

Yea I dont think thats going to end well. Could just be me.

keepingitnasty 15

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:12

Punch her in the titty.

Vaginabutter 15

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:23

lmfao

RuCheezBurger 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:14

Waait YOU were driving? Because that sounds like your girlfriend is trying to kill you.

upyourzlolz 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:15

Yes OP was driving. Can you not read?

Attaru 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:16

Gotta keep your eyes on the road man :)

TashaRuber 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:24

Did u crash into somethin:o

upyourzlolz 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:30

I think if OP crashed, it would've been in the FML.

moop256 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 9:46

Unless he sustained a head injury and forgot about it :D

bitchslapped22 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:24

Jokes on her, she's gonna die from a car crash

s1ckpup 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:25

like a true neighbor state farm is there... With a coffin waitin for you... If you stay with that psychotic bitch

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:28

Insecure women are VERY unattractive.

Jibblets2367 7

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:33

Stay away from sexy women, and pictures of sexy women. This was a warning, next time you wont live to post it on FMyLife

perdix 29

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:35

Death before dishonor.

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