By nahalDZ - 20/10/2012 17:29 - Germany - K?ln

Today, my girlfriend tried to wake me with a handjob. Because I'm a very light sleeper, I woke straight away and instinctively punched whoever was touching my dick. She forgave me, but I don't think her father ever will once he finds out. FML
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pennies_lane 6

****... I wonder what you do to the alarm clock in the mornings.

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xKites 4

Trust me, being a light sleeper has its advantages

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AwesomeSkySky 1

Why would she tell her father that she was giving you a hand job?

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asherm 15

Just say "sex injury" I'm sure dad probably won't ask further

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aerogxt 7

I don't see what the fuss is all about. You got a hand job and she got fisted. Everyone wins, right?

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hamusta 13

I'm pretty sure that counts as rape or at least molesting

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Sai_Run614 7

This would be a good definition for a new urban dictionary word. The snoozer: your female jacks u off while u sleep and u wake up and acciddntly punch her in the head. You snooze you loose.

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CharresBarkrey 15

*Accidentally... While you're at it. Not to mention all the *you's.

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djgoreo 12

78: *** You snooze; you lose. Or: If you snooze, then you lose. Even: You snooze. You lose.

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dobbyisfreeeeeee 10

Well at least she's hands-on

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