By nahalDZ - 20/10/2012 17:29 - Germany - K?ln

Today, my girlfriend tried to wake me with a handjob. Because I'm a very light sleeper, I woke straight away and instinctively punched whoever was touching my dick. She forgave me, but I don't think her father ever will once he finds out. FML
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pennies_lane 6

****... I wonder what you do to the alarm clock in the mornings.

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SavingAngels 0

A girl waking up her boyfriend with a handjob is every guys dream. You ruined it. :(

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djgoreo 12

Your girlfriend's father won't forgive you, because you didn't let his daughter give you a full hand job? I like your logic

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EyesofStone 27

Are you sure you weren't molested as a child?

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chosha_fml 26

How would he find out? Is she going to tell her dad she got punched giving a guy a hand job without his consent? She'd have to be an idiot.

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iwadasn 32

I think he's talking about her father finding out that she got punched in the face, not that she tried to give him a handjob.

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snafu63 0

It's instinct for you to punch when you get woken up? No offense but that's extremely stupid.

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darnellq 13

OP said that because he's a light sleeper and he felt someone touching his dick, that he instinctively punched. Not to instinctively punch when woken up. Come on man, read.

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lexiepullen 7

Be glad she forgave you. Quite frankly a lot of girls would be pissed.

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mikeybott 2

Ummm why do you have an instinct for when people touch your dick.

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KiddNYC1O 20

At least you didn't thrust your pelvis at her and stabbed her in the eye with your wood.

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