By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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NiNjAMoNsTeR 0

ok dude if you want to FYL b/c of the then your stupid your girlfriend is amazing if you dont want her i will take her :]] name he boobs something after pokemon too

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lmmmr 0

Boobs are obviously Jigglypuffs.

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plexico 3

If Squirtie is the winner, then I'd like like to know what the losers were? Floppy? Mr. Limpett? Cheesehead? Microsoft?

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Intoxicunt 5

Hahaha. I agree, Microsoft FTW. You're hilarious, Plexico.

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delfinofrank 0

LOL micorsoft!!!!!!

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discosoup 0

Awesome GF, dude. How old are you guys. @58 that is sooooo funny.

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Kenton_fml 0

That's awesome!!!!! Nothing to complain about there lol =).

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deathbunny256 0

U should name her ****** probopass or Tangela

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conan6 0

PRESS B TO STOP SQUIRTLE FROM EVOLVING.

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srysbizness 0

Name her breasts Jigglypuff.

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AmoraLynn 6

Thats fantastic your girlfriend gets major props, I wonder if my boyfriend will let me name his after a pokemon....hahahaha

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moonsolomon 0

Could someone explain to me the compulsion to name reproductive organs? I don't really understand it...

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Hich17 0

A. Because they seem to have minds of their own, and B. So you can talk about it in public.

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DoubleVanille 0

C. because guys don´t want a stranger to take 99% of there decisions ;P

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