By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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jreme002 0

She probably named you that because you cum a lot!!!! that and probably you have a pretty penis... nothing wrong with that...

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harlequin_fml 0

Mine is named, "Tweak".

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DenElite 0

You know that Ekans and Arbok backwords is snake and kobra right? Just be glad she didn't name it Muk. And if you didn't get that you just fail

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ziqi92 0

THAT WAS BRILLIANT!!!! XD

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monkey314159 0

"Squirtle, I choose you!" "Use tail whip" "Now use water gun"

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llortfeed 0

squirtle, use Harden! Now use Iron Head! Now use Discharge! Good Job Squirtle come back!

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bitt3rsweet 0

That's my turtle's name... My boyfriend named his Jimmy, I shall suggest a better, more original name :)

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star_boy 0

Great. I showed this to my boyfriend thinking it was hillarious. He thinks its a great idea. Now I get to play with "Little Andy". F My F-ing Life.

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leushqua 2

ahahaha. im like dying from laughter ;D ******* awesome!

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vixnbrianaf 2

When we were teenagers, I named my husband's penis squirtle....and he is **** star big. When I did a FB quiz on 'which pokemon am I' the other day I got squrtle and I said, 'look babe, I'm your penis'. We thought it was pretty funny.

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DeadMansCrack 4

Oh god, all of the hardcore Pokemon fans are having a field day on this one.

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