By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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jw90 18

Quit your ******* complaining you got head!

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fmluser2232 0

Who cares if its serious or not, its amazing head and she's into it. Turn in your man card for even caring.

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coolsteve 0

big whoop, you got head you ungreatful bastard

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HxCereal 0

Well, buddy, you're never getting head again. Way to go. Are you proud of yourself?

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Bloodknight 22

Bwahahaha! A thumbs up seriously? Yeah FYL! I'd just bust out laughing from then on everytime someone went down on me. 

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IsntThisAwkward 0

You really had to take a picture of yourself drinking. Thats hardcore man.

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PnKaos 7

It's more than hardcore. For he doesn't always drink in front of the mirror But when he does, he takes multiple pictures and uploads them online.

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KingHumanity 0

Your girlfriend gave you head, and she enjoyed it? She gave you a thumbs up? Boohoo?

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TriniRockStar 0

so y is this a FML ?

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alex1432 9

dude, you were getting head. who gives a **** about the 2 thumbs up

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FsoberLife 0

really? who let this through? **** you, op.

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Mx_Rider 6

you ungrateful dummy why would you post this on fml she was giving you amazing head,you liked it, she didnt bite ur dick off or anything like that she gave you a thumbs up, oh nooo how will i ever go on with my life she gave me a thumbs up lol,you should have ****** her mouth literally....

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kikrafis 0

uhhh....ill take your gf if having one with a personality sucks so much. i hate all the "today my girlfriend/significant other did something that makes me lucky but it wasnt perfect so im gonna whine fml" seriously

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