By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 128
You deserved it 23 509

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jw90 18

Quit your ******* complaining you got head!

Who cares if its serious or not, its amazing head and she's into it. Turn in your man card for even caring.

Comments

haneki_fml 0

lol oh if you think your girlfriend giving you a thumbs up is weird..

jchansfan 0

You need to take sex seriously? o_O'

Is it hard keeping boyfriends since you don't do oral? I mean for me I would either dump a girl that doesn't do oral or get a girl on the side that does. lol. Not to sound like a pig, but I can put up with lots of crazy shit in a relationship. Just not the lack of oral. I've had possessive ones, crazy ones, bipolar ones, few sane ones, and some very very ungrateful ones. But on the positive side, most of them gave great head. I don't care if you are built like pam anderson, beyonce, and teanna kai. If you don't give head your out...... unless you like it in the back door. That may be the only exception. lol

Dude, her mouth was busy and its not like you want her to smile. Haha youre a dumbass.

that is the most retarded thing in the world

um. what's wrong with what she did? i think you're an idiot...

Blacksteel2021 0

damn, i never heard somebody complain bout gettin head before, pathetic, send her my way, i'll give HER thumbs up